Aaitski! Coolafied Clothing Coupon

The Aaitski! Bros. wish you a cool X-mas, a chilly new year and a happy year-end bonus of 20%! Use this coupon code: ‘HOHOHOMEBOY’

Jesus Receives Oral - t-shirt

Haven't seen this t-shirt yet but its bound to appear later today.

Oral Roberts t-shirt - Must not have raised enough money from old ladies.

Dirty Santa

Hot Sexy Christmas - Santa Baby!

If it smells like fish Catch It! t-shirt

PETA encourages kids to cut class and not become doctors

Keep people dumb so they can more easily become wacko fringe militant vegans.  Stylish anti biology class t-shirts from PETA.

Mmmm, I'd eat that Toforky!

Toforky t-shirt.  Sounds like some Japanese word for you know what

Happy Tofurkey Day t-shirt!

Doesn't that have a nice ring to it?  The pilgrims wish they could feast on delish tofurkey I'm sure!

Eat Tofurky T-shirt

This is what PETA wants you to eat for the holidays.  Gag me.

PETA t-shirt from Foul Mouth Shirts

Studies Show Peta Members Love Veggies more than People

According to Peta's veggie kinky sex people: Apparently, NBC has something against girls who love their veggies. After we submitted our proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a comely crop of models demonstrating their fondness for fresh produce, NBC nixed the ad, saying it "depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards." No joke, this is straight from NBC—so stop fondling your fruit salad right now and read the list of shots NBC requested we cut before they’d reconsider:

• licking pumpkin
• touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
• pumpkin from behind between legs
• rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
• screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
• asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
• licking eggplant
• rubbing asparagus on breast

Peta wants you to not only love veggies but make love to them

Sales of cucumbers take off!

HaHa Press Info

This weekend (Dec. 5th-6th) Haha Press will be participating in the Holiday Renegade Craft Fair, www.renegadecraft.com. Join thousands of other people and over 150 artists from all over the country in Wicker Park, at the Pulaski Fieldhouse. The event runs from 11am-7pm on both days, so come early and be sure to check out all the booths (especially booth 149). If you can't make it, we will surely miss your company and our new designs will be available on our site Monday.

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Haha Press will be releasing 5 new items. As a result, you can save 25% online with the code "hahanew5". The code works for all items, and we always have free shipping.

Another Santa Baby

PETA says Don't buy a Faux Ho

Check your Ho's Fur for Faux.  Watch out for leather and don't do sheep.

Sexy Santa Cover Ups - from Blue Surf

Sexy Santa's Helper T-shirt

Santa is coming!

From BustedTees

Santa taking a dump t-shirt

From Crazy Dog Tshirts

I put out for Santa - from T-shirt Hell

You mean the drunk, slobby, mall kind?

Santa T-shirt by Choice Shirts - Can't say we are lovin' it

Fat Bass Blue Released

Does this t-shirt make my bass look fat?  - Fishboy's popular t-shirt is now available in a new color as the yellow version starts to sell out fast in time for Christmas.  New stock of the popular design now available in blue.

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JUSTINHUSTLIN.COM's 1st Birthday & new collection launch

n case you didnt know already, its Justins birthday next saturday 12.12.09 and to celebrate we’ve decided to throw a bday / Xmas bash at the newly refurbished Hustlins Bakery for all our friends… (thats if we can fit you all in!)

We will finally be opening up the Bakery doors and we’d like you to come and celebrate with us. In true Birthday vs Christmas spirit we will be releasing a new collection of limited edition T-shirts that will be made available on the day.

Inspired by early 80’s & 90’s arcade/console classics, from Nes to Neo Geo, Space Invaders to Street Fighter 2, Justin Hustlin will be presenting its latest collection the ‘Since 81’ series. Each piece is produced by hand in extremely limited amounts, using silkscreen printing and will be released exclusively at Hustlins Bakery.

T-shirt Coupon - Darth Mary Tatto Design

AlwaysUrban.com joined forces with Chicago tattoo artist Jesus Monier to print the "Darth Mary" t-shirt. The Darth Mary design comes straight from Mr. Monier's recent art opening "Oldies but Goodies" hosted by the Quennect4 Gallery.

Between now and New Years, your readers can use the coupon code "DarthMary2009" to take 20% off the Darth Mary T-shirt. Check them out here...

http://www.alwaysurban.com/Darth-Mary-T-Shirt_p_861.html

Apart from tattooing, Jesus Monier is a member of the Helmet Kids visual arts collective. They've directed 3 music videos for Chicago MC Phillip Morris and their fullpage stickers are all-city in Chicago and San Diego.