Talking Alien Robot Clock

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The Talking Alien Robot Clock is so awesome! Just push its nose to here the time in a cool retro robot voice! Also has a rooster or beep alarm. Fun for kids and adults alike.

More info on the Talking Alien Robot Clock.

 
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White Flour T-shirt

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From T-shirt Hell

 
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Nerdy Shirts

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Nerdy shirts really does make some cool t-shirts like this one. Can't explain why I like it but its cool.

 
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Nerdy Shirts Sale

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Some shirts are only $4.99 this week! Nerdy T-shirts

 
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Koan Presents Paradoxial Clothing

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Brianna from Koan Clothing sez:

"I wanted to introduce you to a new street-wear brand whose goal is to produce wearable artwork that not only has a strong visual impact, but a positive impact on the local community as well. Koan Clothing will include collaborations with some of the world's top artists to create unique limited edition designs, each t-shirt being the visual manifestations of their own self-made koans.

The word "Koan" is in reference to the Zen Buddhist practice of a teacher presenting his student with a paradox to contemplate. No paradox, or "Koan", has one correct answer. Instead it is meant to elicit a meditation that challenges an individual's awareness of their thoughts and perception of the world.

Koan intends to keep with their philosophy and donate a portion of their profits to local San Francisco non-profit organizations. This year Koan gives to Youth Uprising in Oakland, CA. Youth Uprising is housed in a 25,000 sq. ft. state of the art building and offers a wide range of programs and services that develop youth leadership in order to transform the community.

To promote our launch we're offering a $10 off promotion up until 1/28, and $6 off after 1/28. Please check out our website at www.koanclothing.com."

 
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Beetnik Aesthetics

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It all started with a guy named Loren. Loren wanted to build a clothing brand that was more than just a few cool designs thrown on t-shirts. Loren wanted to build a brand with a message - a brand that stood for something. What happened? Beetnik Aesthetics happened. Beetnik Aesthetics is not just another trendy t-shirt company, but a lifestyle clothing brand, built on the notion that the "world is your canvas", striving for hope, peace, love and more. One idea. One thought. One dream. Anything is possible with a forward thinking mind.

Featuring fresh designs printed on 100% high quality cotton with screen printed tags on every shirt, Beetnik Aesthetics is catching every detail.

Skip a beet

 
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Big Bass Beer T-shirt

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Get one here

 
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Nümph T-shirts

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Scandinavian label nümph has created a range of cool t-shirts.

The t-shirts all come in super soft cotton – each designed for the fashion conscious t-shirt lover.

This season they have designed a range with colorful graphic prints – both fitted and over-sized, an organic t-shirt with a panda print and the statement t-shirt ‘Love the World’.

www.numph.dk

 
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T-shirt Hell Shuts Down!

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I’m done. I’m finished. I can’t take the stupidity anymore, so I’m leaving and I’m taking my website with me. As of Tuesday, Feb 10, 2009, T-Shirt Hell will be no more.

No, I’m not selling out to some douchebag corporate entity. No, we’re not being sued by any of the over 40 companies that have sent us cease and desists over the years. No, I’m not going to jail (yet) and no, it’s not because of the economy. Although, the recent dip in sales certainly does make the idea easier to accept, even though we still sell over 3000 shirts a week.

I started this company in June of 2001, nearly 8 years ago, with the intention of producing the best satirical, the most controversial, the funniest t-shirts on the internet. Generally speaking, I feel I’ve accomplished that and am satisfied with what we’ve put out. I made a shitload of dough along the way. I’ve done cocaine off the better body parts of supermodels. I’ve even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi. But these perks are besides the point.

I just don’t feel like dealing with idiots anymore. I’ll give you an example of the kind of misguided morons we deal with on a regular basis at T-Shirt Hell. We released a new shirt a couple weeks ago that says “It’s not gay if you beat them up afterwards”. I will not explain the irony or the social commentary of the slogan because anyone with half a brain should be able to handle that on their own. Problem is, we’ve been besieged with emails from angry people complaining about the “fact” that the shirt is hate speech or that we’re promoting gay bashing and should take it down immediately.

Comments like:

Now, I can’t say I’m surprised we’re getting hate mail from people who have nothing better to do than to start half-assed campaigns because of their lazy, just enough passion for an email, ideals towards a misguided cause. It happened when we did our first really controversial shirt, “The School Shootings Tour”, it happened when we did our “What About All The Good Things Hitler Did” shirt, it happened when we did our “Arrest Black Babies Before They Become Criminals” shirt (boy did it happen then). It used to happen all the time when we did more social commentary and didn’t give a fuck about what anyone thought and did shirts that did not leave anyone out. Unfortunately, as a concern for the safety of my employees, we don’t push the envelope as much anymore…and I can’t say I feel good about having caved in.

Anyway, rather than cater to the masses, I’m just going to stop making shirts. It’s not enjoyable anymore and I have enough money to move on to something more rewarding. Maybe I’ll start my own hooker farm or maybe I’ll practice sleeping. Whatever I decide to do, it will be better than this.

Attention any venture capitalists or independent investors/business assholes who are about to inquire about purchasing T-Shirt Hell. Don’t. You won’t do the company justice and I won’t take that chance. I’m putting it to sleep. It’s over.

That’s right, I’m crazy. I’m pulling the plug on a company I could have sold for millions. Why in the fucking world would I do something so stupid? Because I can. I don’t care about money. This is the way I’ve always done things…my way.

So, to all the kickass motherfuckers who supported us and REALLY got what we were trying to do, thank you (no, not you, you racist idiots who thought we actually had racist intentions and no, not you, you dumb as a stump fucks who just think any shirt with the word “fuck” on it is as right as rain). Thanks to all the people who contributed to my vice fund and at the same time helped make a funny statement about the world today.

As a final farewell, I’m going to bring back some of the top selling Worse Than Hell shirts as a fuck you to those who forced me to remove them. To those who are offended by them and to those who think I’m racist, promoting rape, a nazi, homophobic or just the world’s biggest asshole…well, at least you think I’m something, which means I’ve achieved what I wanted.

Thanks to Gary, Mika, Jacob, Greg, Bob, the black lady who writes our newsletter, and to everyone else who was part of T-Shirt Hell. Time to move on to even greater things. I’ll miss you (by miss, I mean, it’s going to suck not being able to give you my excellent reach arounds when you least expect them).

Fuck you,

-Sunshine Megatron

 
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Torso Clothing

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Chris Halaska is a young designer from Sydney, Australia whose website "Torso Clothing" just launched.

 
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More like "Crap Crapital"

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According to Cash Capital Clothing's web site, "Here you’ll find the most exclusive, humorous, awesome, coolest and amazing t-shirts on the Web" but what you really find is six uninspiring t-shirts that one would only wear if their Aunt bought them one and insisted they try it on.

"Pimp of the Year"? Only a doped up stoner sixteen year old would come up with that one.

"Smoke the trees" - Mary Jane grows on a plant not a tree so that doesn't even make sense.

"Best of the best" - Who is designing these things? A 1960s yearbook publisher?

The real tip off that this site is crapital crap is the Photoshopped celebrities wearing the crappy t-shirts. Like that's real believable that Tracy Morgan would be caught dead wearing this ilk.

Looks like this company is based in Orlando, Florida so that might explain how this company managed to think they had something worth selling (even at $12). Tourists will buy anything it seems. The only decent design is the one featured here but who knows if that's original or stolen seeing as they will Photoshop celebrity heads on their shirts.

View the crap

 
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Shirt and a Beer

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Link to Shirt and a Beer T-shirts

 
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Funny T-shirt Slogan Contest - Add your own!

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"Doesn't Play Well With Others" – Ann Van Aken.

"Choose Your Sick Days Carefully" – The Monaghan family.

"Summer in Nags Head, Some Are Not" – Faith Holcombe.

ABOARD A BABY: "Party, My Crib, 2 a.m." – an e-mailer named DTynan1.

ABOARD A 3-YEAR-OLD: "My Mom Calls Me No! No! But My Grandma Calls Me Sweetie" – Ann D. Ketter.

ABOARD A VERY LARGE MAN: "Congratulate Me, I Used to Be Anorexic" – Wayne Alberts.

ABOARD MANY FOLKS IN ST. LOUIS, according to Adrian Cronauer: "Schlafley Beer – It's Not Just for Breakfast Any More."

ABOARD A MAN AT THE BEACH WHO WAS BALD: "I'm Too Sexy for My Hair, That's Why It Isn't There" – Todd Goren.

"I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck" – Cyndy Hogan of Centreville, who pushed her luck by buying this one for her husband.

"Ran Into My Ex – Put It in Reverse and Hit Him Again!" – an e-mailer who reveals, helpfully, that she is divorced.

"Statistics Means Never Having to Say You're Certain" – Lori Curtis.

"Got Rid of the Kids, the Cat Was Allergic" – an e-mailer named Robin.

"Where Are We Going? Why Am I in This Handbasket?" – Vera Rausch of Rockville.

"I Am Not a Pack Rat – I Am a Collector" – Valerie Montanez of New York City, who admits that she's both.

"I'm So Great I'm Jealous of Myself" – Joan E. Runge of Columbia.

"I've Been on So Many Blind Dates That I Should Get a Free Dog" – Joan Runge again.

"Due to Budget Cuts, the Light at the End of the Tunnel Has Been Cut Off" – Mary-Catherine Calvert of Northwest Washington.

"I Wish the Buck Stopped Here – I Could Use a Few" – Mary-Catherine Calvert again.

"Where There's a Will, I Want to Be in It" – Fernando Rivas of Fairfax.

"Yes, Dear" – Charles Roberson of Oakton, who says he bought one for himself before his wife could do it.

"This Is Not the Life I Ordered" – Becky Smith of Alexandria.

"Clinton/Gore 2004" – Deborah DeBlaine.

"Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us and Wants Us to Be Happy" – Phil Marciola of Elizabeth, N.J.

"I Am the Only Hell That My Mother Ever Raised" – Jesse Howard of Southeast Washington.

"My Wild Oats Have Turned to Oat Bran" – Richard Smith of Springfield.

"Out of My Mind – Will Be Back Shortly" – Richard Smith again.

"How Long a Minute Is Depends on Which Side of the Bathroom Door You're On" – Jenny McCarthy of Northwest Washington.

"If You Can't Speak Softly, Just Use the Stick" – Bill Bertell of Northwest Washington.

"I Married Mr. Right, But I Didn't Know His First Name Was Always" – Ann Murphy of Burke.

"Alimony: A System Whereby Two People Make a Mistake and One of Them Continues to Pay for It" – Paul Jones of Baltimore, who notes that he has no ex-wives.

"Waiting For Mr. Right" – Pam Leary of Falls Church, who says the shirt gets a lot funnier when you realize that the figure on the front of it is a skeleton.

"What Part of Eelymosynary Ratiocination Do You Not Understand?" – Day Walters of Northwest Washington.

"Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart" – Marion F. Giaimo of Arlington.

"Shin: A Device for Finding Furniture in the Dark" – Anonymous.

"I'm Not Cynical – Just Experienced" – Anonymous again.

"Today Was a Total Waste of Makeup" – Christa Himmelmann.

"Do You Want to Talk to the Man in Charge, or to the Woman Who Knows What's Going On?" – Christa Himmelmann again.

"Stop Following Me – I'm Not a Shoplifter" – Jennifer Meyer.

"I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian" – Elizabeth Harvey.

"You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up!" – Roy Dickstein.

"Either Find the Time for Exercise or Find the Time to Be Sick" – Sydney Ann Barr of Dunkirk, Md.

"Unproductive People Revolve Around the Earth at the Same Speed as Productive People" – Kendra Riggs.

"I Know About Stressed – It's Desserts Spelled Backwards" – Reginald B. Greenson.

"Going Downhill Is Uphill Work" – Parker Mills of Charlottesville.

"I'd Kill for a Nobel Peace Prize" – Bronwyn Lance Chester of Norfolk.

"What's the Difference Between In-Laws and Outlaws? Outlaws Are Wanted" – Anonymous voice mailer.

"I Have the Body of a God. Unfortunately the God Is Buddha" – Nora Keating.

"Shut Up and Paddle" – Mary Bailey of Silver Spring, who saw it aboard a camper at Camp UniStar in Cass Lake, Minn.

 
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Over 100 T-shirt Blogs

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Need more t-shirt blogs? Check out this t-shirt blog that writes about over 160 t-shirt blogs. That's a lot of blogging about t-shirt blogs don't ya think?

Here is the link to the article about t-shirt blogs and the review of over 160 t-shirt blogs. List of t-shirt blogs link.

 
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Lobster Identification T-shirt

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Know what your eating! On sale for only $10

 
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Just A Pup

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Just A Pup is a fun line of puppy t-shirts with attitude. Great t-shirts for doggie lovers, these cute and playful shirts are custom made to order as part of the Shirt Pizza ordering system.

Just A Pup T-shirt Link

 
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MOVING SALE

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Fishboy.com is moving its operations from Maine to NH in a few months and needs to clear out inventory. Unbelievable deals can be had for those who move quickly. See www.fishboy.com for great t-shirt deals.

 
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UK's Urban Retro T-shirts

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Urban Retro - Chuck Danger T-shirts

 
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I came from nothing t-shirts

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More

 
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T-shirt Design Contest

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Dan Perkins of DMC t-shirts tell me that they are currently running a T-Shirt Design competition on their site (http://www.dmcworld.com/tshirt).

 
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Cavata Clothing Co. - Artist Supporter

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Cavata an apparel line started by Lori Kirk that is dedicated to supporting and representing the importance of the arts in our communities. We also donate 10% of each purchase to public schools and non-profits to support music and art education programs.

More info

 
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10% off Discount Code at IHEARTREGAL Tees

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10% discount code: IHEARTREGAL

Regal Clothing Company

 
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Talking Alien Robot Clock

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Now here is something we like - a lot! This thing is da bomb! Forget about trying to figure out what time its is by looking at some silly sticks, this thing TELLS YOU the time! Just give it a punch in the nose and it speaks the time to you an a crazy retro robot voice!

More info


http://www.fishboy.com/Talking_Alarm_Clock_p/kl_cl18.htm

 
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Pixel XXX Shirt

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Available here for $32

 
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Egg T-shirt

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From Nixon t-shirts

 
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Win $1,000 CasH Prize in T-shirt Design Contest

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Loiter Apparel and Accessories is having a $1,000 cash prize (plus 20% royalty for life) contest through January 31 for the best t-shirt design. Details at: www.loiterink.com

 
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Exploding GameBoy T-shirt

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Sold out!

 
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3 Types of T-shirts

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Madonna's Wet T-shirt

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We've all seen it anyway!

 
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Miley Cyrus Wet T-shirt?

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Los Angeles, CA, July 14 (CNS) - Another Miley Cyrus scandal is emerging its way on the Web. Someone claims to have hacked into the star’s phone and posted her pictures, including an almost nude shower shot.

The 15-year-old sold-out performer’s new pictures have been posted on a forum. The hacker claims that the pictures were sent by Nick Jonas from the Jonas Brothers.

One photo features the "Hannah Montana" star bathing in a shower while donning a long wet t-shirt that makes the fabric see through.

The angle has her breasts covered with her arms. The hacker also alleges that there are more photos of the singer/actress that he uncovered.

Cyrus isn’t a newbie in picture scandals. There are other separate incidents wherein she was photographed in negative shots. The most controversial probably was her photo shoot with renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair magazine. Even more candid pictures of the Disney star have popped up on the Internet including the ones from her MySpace account.

 
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I Give It Away For Free T-shirt

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When you are really, really obvious.

 
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How To Sell Your T-shirts 101

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Looking for creative ways to sell your t-shirts? Here is an idea. Rent a topless girl to hang out at your booth of crummy doodle shirts and gather a crowd. Tell the gawkers they have to buy something or move along.

7 for $20? Cheapass!

 
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According to ShockHound t-shirts - "You will totally tear the roof off the sucka in this fine Funkadelic tee, because nothing's funkier than a nekkid lady with blue platform thigh-highs and disco ball hair."

 
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Death By Caffine

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Not a t-shirt site but a cool little calculator that will tell you how many cups of caffeine laced drink will kill you. http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

 
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T-shirt Blog Review: Fat Seagull

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T-shirt blog Fat Seagull from the U.K. highlights street wear tee and considers themselves the "one stop shop for the streetwear tshirt heads". News, press releases and reviews of the street wear scene in the U.K.

http://www.fatseagull.com/

 
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Beans For Lunch Line from Shirt Pizza

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More wacky t-shirt graphics from Paul Ocepek.

More info about Shirt Pizza and Beans for Lunch - click here

 
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Bear Annihilator T-shirts

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We love these Bear Annihilator t-shirts. They are simply kewl! Wear the bear at http://wearthebear.com/

 
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Go Make Something New T-shirt

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Can't say I'm in love with the offerings of BlackEyed Tees but I like this one. BlackEyed is a t-shirt design site where designers from all over can submit their own t-shirt designs and win $500 if they are printed. Viewers get to vote on which designs they like and then they print the most popular. Link

 
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