Have you given up on marriage?


Ladies, test yourself with these signs

I've been married for over twenty years while many of our friends are still single. They are all women in their 40s and I can predict right now they will never get married. How do I know? I look at the five signs that indicate these women will never get married. Now keep in mind this is not a scientific study just my own observations.
  1. YOU OWN MORE THAN ONE CAT - When a young women gets a cat they are basically saying I'm lonely and I need companionship. When it comes to the second cat they are basically saying I've given up and I will rely on these pets for my emotional fulfillment. Cats are also an indication of #2, since they can be left alone for long periods of time and you don't have to leave the house. Dogs on the other hand are a indication that the owner hasn't given up and still wants to engage with society. Dog owners get out of the house and walk their dogs. Every dog walk is another chance to run into Mr. Right.

 
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  2. Sh Usman said...
    December 8, 2011 4:21 AM

    hmm like it

  3. raven said...
    January 2, 2012 5:02 AM

    I like the post. But I never experience give up on marriage because Im still single. I will make a funny t-shirts using this title.

 

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